18 May 2020
The Sensuous Dirty Old Man (1971) is credited to "Dr. A"... but "the secret is out," admits a paperback edition, naming the author as Isaac Asimov, "undoubtedly the best writer in America" per the Mensa Bulletin. A response to a then-popular book called The Sensuous Woman, Asimov's book instructs dirty old men on how to leer ("don't peep at girls-STARE!"), make suggestive remarks ("What a magnificent dress... or am I merely judging by the contents?"), and fondle.