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In the beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
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And they spake unto the supervisors, saying
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‘It is a crock of shite and it stinketh’
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And the supervisor went unto the section heads and sayeth
‘It is a pail of dung and none of us may abide the
odour’
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And the section heads went unto their managers and said
‘It is a container of excrement and it is very
strong’
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And the managers went unto their directors and saying
‘It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide
its strength'
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And the directors went unto the managing director explaining
‘It contains that which aids plant growth and is
very strong’
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And the managing director went unto the chairman saying unto him
‘It promoteth growth and is very powerful’
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And the chairman considered the plan and told the Board
‘This powerful new plan will promote growth within
the company’
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And the Board looked upon the plan and saw that it was good
And the plan became policy.
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